accuratei did it
i made the perfect polyvore set
I laughed out loud at this
lululululululuulul
(via the-third-revelation)
(via fuckyeahdementia)
a nice beer and some rain :)
SAMEMy dream job is to be one of those people on VH1’s “I Love The [insert decade here]” shows and make snarky comments about pop culture for a living
(via the-third-revelation)
(Source: bomuld, via the-third-revelation)
what if there was a really flamboyant assassin and after they killed someone they just snapped their fingers, turned away and said ‘you’ve just been SASSassinated’
(Source: frickingloki, via thejusticeleagueuses)
I’m in love…
4 days ago - 
2
2
I was wondering the same thing, John.How does one acquire the nickname Pizza?
(Source: hexgirlfriend666)
4 days ago - 91
91it really bothers me when I read “I’m only into petite girls” or “height-weight proportional please” or the ever so subtle “NO FAT CHIX!” on an online dating profile. you say you want to meet a smart, funny, pretty girl with low drama who can make you happy. SOMETIMES THOSE PEOPLE ARE FAT, GET THE FUCK OVER YOURSELF YOU DOUCHE. you clearly aren’t looking for a healthy, real relationship if you already have you mind made up about what youre looking for. one guy messaged me and said “you’re a full-figured woman, do you need some help losing the extra weight?” and I was like are you fucking kidding me what is this I can’t even. why are people like that?
4 days ago - 3
3 some sound bytes:
“that’s Greek.”
“his nose is hitting her cli-tor-is.”
“she’s using two hands and there’s space in the middle!”
“was I exaggerating, Mary?” “no, you certainly weren’t, Josie!”
(Source: thefuzzydave, via shellybort)
